Everyone Should Have a Fan Like Olivia

We were at a kids' and moms' camp out last weekend and a friend of mine overheard the kids all in a huddle arguing about something or other.  Suddenly, through the ruckus comes Livvie's voice, "My brother knows EVERYTHING!"

The Duck Joke

I know I haven't posted in a long time. Sorry. What can I say? I've been busy carrying out Tonia's "fight evil read book" philosophy. Today my son decided to translate a joke he learned from his pediatrician into a puppet show, and then he roped his sister into playing a role. Here is the puppet show. If you can't understand them, after watching, read the rest of this post where I'll put a transcript.


Transcript:
a duck walks into a bar (N's version is a barn)
DUCK: you got any duck food?

FARMER: No

duck leaves and comes back the next day

DUCK: you got any duck food?

FARMER: No, if you come back again, I'll nail your foot to the floor.

duck leaves and comes back the next day

DUCK: got any nails?

FARMER: No

DUCK: good, got any duck food?